crap ton

an extreme amount of something

I have a crap ton of work to do today

by mocha pie le jew July 26, 2005

crap addict

someone who is addicted to taking large craps and smelling them for endless hours.

Anal bandit cleaveland steamer
Pulling a Cyrus

Man Bobby Joe is such a crap addict

by Crazy Eddie April 21, 2005

Crap to hell

A way of expressing frustration by cursing/swearing.

When someone cuts you off in traffic and you scream at them "Crap to hell"

You spill coffee all over yourself, "Crap to Hell"!!!

by Habs Fan_Mtl October 24, 2009

load of crap

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!

load of crap

by The_Shadow November 2, 2013

cut the crap

1. A person that doesn't stop for chit-chat. A guy who meets a girl and goes out with her the next day cuts the crap.

2. To tell someone to stop talking.

1.
Guy 1- I met a girl last night, I took her all the way to 4th base!
Guy 2- Wow, you really cut the crap.

2.
Guy- So, how long have you been in the mobile phone industry?
Girl- cut the crap and pull your pants down.

by Mr. Cut the Crap March 13, 2009

Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

crap for brains

meaning ultra stupid,like their brains were taken out and replaced by crap;Strong Bad's fave saying

"Man,I knew you had Crap for brains,but your crap for brains has crap for brains"

by Ashley L January 8, 2004