burnt but turnt

you're sunburned but you're still getting turnt

hey, how's your summer going izzy?
great! I'm burnt but turnt dude!

by Brooke Scallon June 21, 2015

Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 13, 2017

Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 January 31, 2016

Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.

Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast

by TheManWhoWearsDaPants April 06, 2018

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.

I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast

by HecateChild May 19, 2017