shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015

what the bullshit

What the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."

by dude77739 August 28, 2017

full of bullshit

Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.

Friend: What's going on with your kid today??

Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!

by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023

Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.

1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.

by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010

Highquality-Bullshit

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend

"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion

by bobnsons December 20, 2018

protagonist bullshit

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.

In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021

reeks of bullshit

when someone is full of shit. liar, gossiper, this person is just shady in general.

"omg jake reeks of bullshit."
"i know omg he is so sketchy."

by mustard ass December 10, 2015