by deinemuddaisdoof February 2, 2018
Get the triple brown mug.The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”
by red_monkey_butt January 22, 2023
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Get the crowning brown mug.When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
by Surge1221 March 26, 2011
Get the Brown Bagel mug.Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.
"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."
by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018
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A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
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