boon

A person who does something stupid for attention.

You a boon for that. Why would you do that?

Your not really high your just a boon.

by Slangbox November 18, 2018

k baron

1. n. - the dopest bitch EVAR

2. v. - to emulate the k baron in normal, everyday activities

1. ZOMG, so liek i waz with the k baron last nite and she had sum MAD 5KI11Z!!!1!!11!!!

2. DUDEZ! those HO3Z totally k baron'd my room last nite... there was air guitar and potato chips EVRYWARE!!!1! loloololollllololol

by The Alabama Crab Dangle December 9, 2008

agave boon massage

An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.

"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"

by sarlco July 22, 2014

Marc Barone

A depressed man, usually because he made the same mistake multiple times

No one:
Marc Barone: I’ll fucking do it again

by PDizzle1 March 22, 2020

Baron-Von-Brunk

A popular user on the off topic forum located at g4tv.com. He is quite popular for his outstanding pictures.

Baron-Von-Brunk is awesome

by Vyse-The-Legend May 9, 2004

BOON

Noun. Originated in the year 1998. A boon is a monkey/Sexy guy.

Adj. To be 'boonish' describes sexiness and masculinity.

1) You freaggin' boon, get out of that tree and return those bananas!

2)
a Dude, you're such a boon.
b Hey Dave Debruyn, you're looking mighty boonish today! Kudos.

by Boontallion March 30, 2004

boon

friends who protect each other and spend so much time together everyone thinks they're lesbians

those girls are boons

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooon November 21, 2011