belt boner

Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out of class without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. Also known as a "stealth boner".

daaamnnn, I thought I had my belt boner in place when I went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitballs at my crotch for some reason and then I came in my pants and everyone hated me

by NMC December 15, 2004

Fear Boner

Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.

Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.

by Dean Wilton May 10, 2019

Boner Achieved

Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.

Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.

Boy: Boner Achieved. :)

Girl: What?

Boy: Uhhh nothing!

by sWaG WeAr April 26, 2010

Reverse-Boner

When you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you penis want to go back inside of your body. A reverse-boner is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-boner is beyond scarring. You will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-boner.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"

by Themasterofreverse-boners November 10, 2011

Rage Boner

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

boner count

How many boners a person has caused in their lifetime.

Example:

Kayla: "what do you think her boner count is?"

Erica: "it must be through the roof"

by bonerpatrol1234567 October 1, 2013

Boner Business

When one intentionally arouses his dick by viewing sexual or repulsive content.

My friend always does boner business in his free time because he loves to arouse his dick.

by Boner Terms September 14, 2017