Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.

by Pside23 December 12, 2021

Boat Obama

Boat Obama

Boat Obama: Boat Obama Slam!

by weedsmoker311 July 12, 2019

pub boat

The Concept of a pub that is also a boat in the middle of a road in leeds

Hey Terry you coming pub boat later to watch the footy.

by Pat burglar April 3, 2019

Boat Orange

A fruit that is so luscious and juicy consumed while partaking in a boating excursion. The one kicker is, a boat orange is anything but an orange.

Man 1: Hey, grab a few nectarines for our kayaking trip.

Man 2: Don’t you mean boat oranges?

by The_Real_Spanky July 9, 2022

Throwing boats

The act of picking up canoes, kayaks, rafts, etc and moving them to the starting location or from the end location for a boating business or personal use. Boats are typically carried over your head and should be done by one person unless you are a weak and lazy human.

Brian and Trevor are the best at throwing boats on the Deleware River.

by Brit in Merica July 27, 2016

Boat the Bayou

When you shit on a girls chest and motorboat it.

She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.

by justone April 2, 2015