Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blasey Ford

Politically Correct term for "Lying Cunt". Call any lying c-word a Blasey Ford and they will instantly show you their reptilian poison by hissing. After that tell them "Comet Ping Pong called... they want to know if your showing u for adrenochrome hits tonight.." sick freaks.. Epstein Island loving c-words.

I called that bitch Margaret Sanger a Blasey Ford after she said that Planned Parenthood wasn't invented to exterminate the Blacks.

by Pretti Yung June 2, 2025

blaize lieted

A way of making someone feel bad for identifying the difference between real and fake. It's also a way to play ping pong with a person's feelings and not acknowledge what they're expressing means anything to you.

Everytime I tell her what I am feeling , I am the one that gets blaize lieted.

by Pineapple Twist June 12, 2025

Blaine

the person that no matter what happens you will always find your way back to each other

Blaine: I’m glad we friends again
You: yeah after all we went through

by Lowkeylovewrestlibg November 12, 2025

Devin Blais

He is the boy every girl wants! There is nothing to dislike about him. He is athletic and adorable. He can be SUPER cheesy; which is perfect. He knows how to keep someone wanting more. He's everything I need and more. I don't know how I'd survive with out him. He's the one I look forward to waking up to everyday in the future. Hes the one you look at and giggle! Hes a loser but you have to love him .

cuz youre the apple to my pie,
your the straw to my barry,
your the smoke to my high,
and youre the one i wanna marrrrry

I love you Devin Blais ! :) (L)

by Cassie chart . August 11, 2010

lame blaine

the act of being super lame.

he's sending mixed signals again.

ughh what a lame blaine.

by badteacher March 27, 2011