birthday pony

a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you'd ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the damned thing. Giddy up!

did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one

by sherrysmith August 12, 2008

Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

Biotechnology

Biotechnology is most commonly defined as the use of living organisms, or the products of living organisms, for human benefit in making products or solving problems.

Stem cell research? Biotechnology.
Tissue engineering? Biotechnology.

Making Glo-Fish? Apparently, also Biotechnology.

by Akabara May 13, 2011

Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

birthday

The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.

Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.

by Na January 21, 2004

Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007