Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benjamin Shergold

A particular far eastern bong style vaporizer, used for recreational consuming of marijuana. The "Shergold" was popular in the Teng Dynasty as it was beleived that the instrument was made out of gold horded by Sher's mandarin for dragon. Benji was added due to Benjamin Franklin reported to use it.

Servant" I have brought you sir the finest marijuana in the 5 kingdoms!"
Master: " Is the Benjamin Shergold ready?"
Servant: " Ohh urm"
Master: "WTF? how can one expect to consume this marijuana without the benjamin shergold?"

by DR. MikeilJohhanssen February 20, 2011

Benjamin Glaubke

An amazing love-maker. Very handsome and cool. He gets every chick he comes across. Anyone to see him instantly falls in love.

Benjamin Glaubke is great in bed.

by Sneb1 October 11, 2020

Benjamin

The homlesman that takes the most atrocious upper decky rip from the penjamin because he got too drunk and ended up butt baked in front of Fred Meyers

Damn it's Benjamin

by Pezus the Jesus May 8, 2025