Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benjamin Antonini

A person of the male gender who is one of the sexiest men out there. he can give the best sex and also gives the best head to women, he is also the biggest stud out there, he got his name from his friends cos they were all jealous of him. he also chooses the best porn, he can also steal any girl from you.

"oh fuck Benjamin Antonini just stole my girl. what a bloody stud"

by the worlds most honest guy December 5, 2017

Benjamin tornado

A lot of 100 houndred dollar bills

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

benjamin tomas

Most commonly used to refer to Southern California's top professional wrestling ring announcer. Mentored by the legendary Lee Marshall, then fine tuned his skills under the tutelage of the great Jesse Hernandez,, he was part of the reason San Diego's New Wave Pro Wrestling was successful. Also a lifetime member of The Cauliflower Club.

For the most part retired at this time, Mr Tomas chooses to make few appearances nowdays because the traditions of wrestling he represents are largely ignored by current wrestling trends.

Overheared i. The crowd-"This event would be so much betrer if Benjamin Tomas was the ring announcer."

by Marvin California December 19, 2016