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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

becan

becan is the same thing as a pecan but said differently because of a speech impediment

Two scoops of butter becan please.

by Netch July 15, 2004

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.

guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

by qpwoeirutt September 15, 2010

Kuttay ka bacha

Kuttay ka bacha:

A phrase in Urdu, usually uttered when annoyed at someone.
ENGLISH: 'Son of a dog'

Son: Why is this dog mounting the other?
Dad: The dog above is crippled, the one below is supporting him.
Son: Bhalai ka zamana hi nahi raha, Jise sahara do wohi Gaand maarta hai
Dad: To in main say kon say kuttay ka bacha hai ?

Maarij char kutay ka aik bacha hai. 24/7 sar khata rahta hai.

Yay likhnay wala us say bara kuttay ka bacha hai !

by Muaz Mansoor April 20, 2008

Becca-Black Virus

an internet passed viral disease where a video receives a considerably large amount of comments, most of the comments negative than positive either having to due with association or relevance to Rebecca Black, YouTube celebrity and socialite scapegoat.

Ever since the Friday music video, ARK Music Factory Co. has lost more than 99/100's of their subscribers and has began the Becca-Black Virus epidemic in YouTube especially.

by iLOL@ April 19, 2011

becca lewis

A hot sexy girl who has a beautiful singing voice and can get any boy she wants she is kind sweet and generous she's a tomboy with the need for speed she loves her family and her friends.

Boy#1 dude becca lewis is soo hot!

boy#2 yea dude I would totally date her!

boy#3 dude people says she's a siren she gets dudes with her beautiful voice! Man she sure has gotten me hypnotized!

boy#1 YEAH MAN TOTALLY!!!

by packergurl101 August 5, 2014

because jesus

Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".

Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."

by TheThroat October 4, 2017