Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

Motel blunt

motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.

bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt

by lilyoni21 September 20, 2017

struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick

I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt

by David Cejmer October 16, 2017

full blunt

Full Blunt: adj

1) cool, dope

2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure

See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)

You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.

I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.

My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.

Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.

by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018

Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months

“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”

by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020

e-blunt

A concoction of one nicotine device and one marijuana vaporization device consumed simultaneously.

I feel real woozy. I just hit an e-blunt 🥴😷

by Eblunt February 18, 2020

Emily Blunt

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT

nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin

by kraninki April 10, 2020