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bread-boffer

A guy who fucks a loaf of bread and then fucks his girlfriend who has celiac disease. Celiac disease is an intolerance to gluten and wheat related foods that can be deadly. The term is possibly referred to in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes."
Anders bread-boffed his girlfriend but she's okay.
by Samuel Peter April 20, 2005
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Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status
by sammysan517 March 14, 2011
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sally and tom are bffe.
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I talk to him everyday. I swear he's my BBFF!
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Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.
Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"
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Warren Buffet

Finishing in second place. Although not a bad thing, it's still not first. Refers to the money race between bill gates and warren buffet.
Your just motha fuckin Warren Buffet. You up for another game of ping pong?
by Ipacock May 26, 2006
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Biffel

A word meaning Boyfriend for Life... started as bffl, then added the I and E to make it a "real" word.
"hey, look! isn't that your biffel over there??"
"yep, that's him!!"
by cpugeek1111 April 12, 2010
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