cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.

"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"

by JC_Cali November 23, 2013

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc

guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"

by reubeno May 5, 2021

troll battles

A term used to describe two trolls going at it on a social media website until one is humiliated and defeated in an argument or a debate. It consists of two troll trying to prove a point by using unorthodox speech in the conversation that defies any chivalrous respect from each other, and sometimes even other people involved in it as well.

Troll battles spawn from condescending comments used by the first troll to engage the fight. The battle commences where in the argument there are no rules that apply on how you can attack with words. When loser trolls knows he has been shamed, he usually does not admit it but flees like a turkey leaving the troll who dealt the final blow the victor.

by superbipolar420 October 27, 2015

The Battle of Navarino

A battle during the Greek War of Independence. It was a critical naval battle that occurred in the Bay of Navarino. Where the British, French and Russian Navies stepped in to help the Greek revolutionaries against the Ottoman empire. You might say SAILED in! Harharhar... This battle has been the center of stress, hate, laughs, pain, achievement, failure, downfall, uprising and insanity for the past 3 months of my life. NHD will be avenged...

"The Battle of Navarino sure is interesting!"

"Not for 4 months straight. Fuck NHD!"

by Rob199619961996 January 26, 2012

Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012