twentieth century bathroom

A public restroom missing so much as ONE of these 21st century features:
1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands
2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels
3. Self flushing toilet/urinal
4. Automatic soap

Don't go in that McDonalds down the street if you have 7 year diarrhea, they only have a twentieth century bathroom.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 1, 2008

Bathroom Magic

When in a bind and are at a loss for a quick explanation you perform a little "bathroom magic". i.e. a polite reference to pulling an answer out of your butt.

When John asked where I had been last night I had to perform a little bathroom magic.

by MizD July 18, 2009

bathroom stalling

the act of two best friends giving head to two different guys at the same time in rooms right next to each other resulting in both guys simultaneously moaning out the best friends names.

they were totally bathroom stalling it, you could hear the dudes moaning their names.

by that's what that means June 24, 2018

Shared bathroom

one of the most miserable things in the world.

especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.

DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.

DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.

by lluuoo November 21, 2009

School Bathroom Core

School Bathroom Core means Alexa is gay

School Bathroom Core

by jfjrnend November 10, 2021

Bathroom Bandit

Jasons gay fucking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil

Hot damn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a piss or shit. Thank you

by The gorgeous attendance slut June 21, 2004

fighting demons in the bathroom

Fighting demons in your bathroom is when you have such a large, steamy shit you can barely breathe.

Person 1: Why did you take so long in there?
Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.

by Zixpic April 15, 2022