Alex bartolo

His ass needs to breath

Hey guys it's me Alex Bartolo my ass needs to breath

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Isaac Barton

Isaac Barton is the hottest, sexiest, and most majestical human being ever. He is Reese Barton's brother. If you ever come across Isaac Barton he will probably ask you for brownies. Yeah. He's just really damn hot.

Woah is that Isaac Barton over there? Oh the hot guy, yeah.

by iloveisaacbarton August 21, 2022

Anthony Bartolo

A good friend, but can sometimes be obnoxious. He can remind you of an NPC or even a Nerd 🤓!

Mark: "Hey, Bartolo! How are you doing?"
Anthony Bartolo: "Good morning, I am doing well."
Mark: "Ok well, uh what are you working on?"
Anthony Bartolo: "I'm trying to cut off a deer bone with a gardening tool 🤓!"

by jnbhgzSAQWAERSTDYFUGIHOJKP May 31, 2023

Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.

Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B

by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023

Béla Bartók

Béla Viktor János Bartók (1881-1945) was a Hungarian composer, pianist, and Ethnomusicologist. He is regarded as one of the most important composers of the 20th century. Him and Franz Liszt are regarded as one of the best Hungarian composers of all time. Bartók was a unique composer who followed the roots and studied folk music and was one of the founders of ethnomusicology. Due to his unique type of music, most people are torn between liking his music or thinking it’s odd and weird.

Béla Bartók was the first ever composer to use the term “snap” pizz (aka Bartók Pizz). Bartók’s most notable piece(s) were his string quartet’s which were his most famous. (My personal favorite is his 4th string quartet, specifically his 5th movement, its really cool listen to it).

BÉLA BARTÓKKKKKKKKKK!!!

dude shut the fuck up we get it.

by RamenNoodlesss January 2, 2024

Scott Barton

A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.

Wow you have a huge cock, is your name Scott Barton by chance?

by craig eric August 9, 2024

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024