auto-tuss

A state of being that results from successfully putting in the leg work to hooking up with a member of the opposite sex and simply waiting for the events to transpire.

She made it clear she was interested in giving me a blow job 30 minutes into the party, so I just put it on auto-tuss.

by Jman7Billion October 7, 2008

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Auto-urenema

The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.

Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."

by Nikljj February 19, 2011

Auto-Correct

This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?

The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.

I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.

by Gas man. January 11, 2019

auto shotgun

Auto shotgun goes to a person who always rides shotgun with the person 24/7 and is always playing the music

Bro I have auto shotgun, I always play the music and am always with you

by Killer whale September 8, 2016

Bike Theft Auto

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men

Bike Theft Auto is the best movie

by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021