Stoned as a shrimp 

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

Stoned as a shrimp by stevegek November 8, 2022

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks 

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks by Kooks January 14, 2007

sick as pig shit 

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka

Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!

sick as pig shit by talk2me-JCH2 September 2, 2022

as i say 

One of those irritatingly meaningless phrases English footballers use too often in TV interviews. It usually sounds like they're trying to claim they were the first to think up whatever predictable crap they're talking about. Only they're not clever enough to think like that...

"As I say, if you score goals you win games"

"It was always going to be hard to beat Liverpool, but, as I say, we won"

as i say by Hunthill September 22, 2008

High as a Satellite 

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.

Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.

High as a Satellite by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009

Do as I say, not as I do 

A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.

California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.

"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.

Do as I say, not as I do by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020

slow as whale shit 

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

slow as whale shit by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007