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Arse Crawler

An Arse Crawler is a well known parasite of the Grabba Worm origin. It crawls up the anus of particular people especially when found in a particular social circle. The Arse Crawler has only been discovered recently in a town called St Helens. It is unknown if there are more of its kind in the Uk or the rest of Europe.

If you would like to remove an arse crawler, we suggest you take the mick out of it and it will listen but never respond. Then you must act fast and remove the arse crawler!

Please be aware if you come in contact with arse crawler or more commonly known as a Grabba Worm. You may likely come in contact with grease residue. If you have been infected make sure to call an ambulance
An Arse Crawler has entered the anus of Aidsrun37. Watch out lads, we need to remove the Grabba Worm without being infected with grease
by InspectorGrabba March 23, 2019
mugGet the Arse Crawlermug.

arse sandwich

A sexy behind filled with a face or sperm. The object of desire (the person's bottom) becomes an arse sandwich only when one's face/ sperm is applied as filling. Yummy!
Man (on seeing a sexy arse): "I could stuff my face with some arse sandwich."
by lesterama May 16, 2008
mugGet the arse sandwichmug.

cat arse

Facial expression displayed when doubtful, disbelieving, sceptical or moody
His / her lips pursing like those of a cats arse
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
mugGet the cat arsemug.

arsed up

To get annoyed or stressed about something
"He got really arsed up when we took the piss out of his BO"
by J@mes May 2, 2006
mugGet the arsed upmug.

arse cleavage

The vertical crack that is visible from behind a person who bends over or squats whilst wearing jeans that are two or more sizes too small.
A member of the public tripped over a paving slab and fell into the open trench. His spectacles broke as his head got stuck in Big Dave's arse cleavage
by Spleenvent September 4, 2006
mugGet the arse cleavagemug.

arse-pubes

pubes that grow on your arse. Noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them.
Tom:Hey man, i got my arse pubes tangled up.
Kerry: I'm lucky, I dont have arse-pubes.
by OJO October 14, 2003
mugGet the arse-pubesmug.

tap arse

to have a rather chronic case of diarrhea;
The trots
anal leakage
Diarrhea: loose, watery stools occurring more than three times in one day--is a common problem that usually lasts a day or two and goes away on its own without any special treatment. However, prolonged diarrhea can be a sign of other problems. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day.
Ever since I ate that kebab from Habib’s Kabibs I’ve had the chronic tap arse man.
by jizam December 9, 2004
mugGet the tap arsemug.

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