Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it
"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso
by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019
Get the Alonso mug.The act of standing out through your actions in a negative (i.e; stupid/foolish) way. Being deemed 'alone' and 'knowing what you are'. Being so 'alone', you eminate 'aloneness'.
Here are some examples of the words 'alone' and 'alone(ness)', and how they can be used in a sentence.
When you're at a party and you're the only one dancing, 'you are alone'. When you tell a joke and nobody laughs, 'you are alone'. When you see only one loud and crazy person in a group of sane people, 'they alone'. Just look at them, nod affirmatively, and know to yourself that--
"they know what they are.."
A lot of other things are 'alone' too. The presidential campaign 2008 is kind of 'alone' (especially McCain). President Bush is VERY 'alone'. Reality TV is 'alone' (and you all know it), and so on and so on.. By now you get the point, 'know what I am', and now share in my 'aloneness'.
Example 1: "Jerome! Would you stop bein' 'alone' with yo friends and help my ass out over here with these dishes!? That little boy 'knows what he is' with his 'aloneness'.."
Example 2: "I felt her 'aloneness' as soon as she entered the room.. 'She knows what she is', and yet she continues to be 'alone'. I just don't get it.."
(You know what you are for reading all of this. But I'm sure there is someone out there in the world who is more alone than you are. Gives ya something to think about now, does it?)
When you're at a party and you're the only one dancing, 'you are alone'. When you tell a joke and nobody laughs, 'you are alone'. When you see only one loud and crazy person in a group of sane people, 'they alone'. Just look at them, nod affirmatively, and know to yourself that--
"they know what they are.."
A lot of other things are 'alone' too. The presidential campaign 2008 is kind of 'alone' (especially McCain). President Bush is VERY 'alone'. Reality TV is 'alone' (and you all know it), and so on and so on.. By now you get the point, 'know what I am', and now share in my 'aloneness'.
Example 1: "Jerome! Would you stop bein' 'alone' with yo friends and help my ass out over here with these dishes!? That little boy 'knows what he is' with his 'aloneness'.."
Example 2: "I felt her 'aloneness' as soon as she entered the room.. 'She knows what she is', and yet she continues to be 'alone'. I just don't get it.."
(You know what you are for reading all of this. But I'm sure there is someone out there in the world who is more alone than you are. Gives ya something to think about now, does it?)
by Randy Carlos Law May 5, 2008
Get the Alone(ness) mug.The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She has a great personality and a loving heart. So if you ever meet an Alonnah you better keep them. ;)
by Hey19 March 1, 2020
Get the Alonnah mug.She is an amazing person, and an amazing friend, she is a beautiful girl that never fails to brighten your day! She is a very picky person when it comes to men, your a very lucky person if you get to be with her. You’ll never see her without her bff, she is just that good of a person!
by User111111222639264 November 11, 2021
Get the Alondra mug.some guy who just tags along or goes with what ever you say just to get in your pants. He is dependent on you, but once it gets boring he'll hop over to someone else's bed or pants (whatever you prefer). A dick-along is also what an envious boy or girl says when they are jealous of somebody's so called loyal boyfriend.
Max: Wow John is whipped.
Fred: Nah, he's just Amy's dick-along.
Ally: Did you ever meet Jessie's new boyfriend?
Jane: Oh' you mean Kevin?
Ally: Yea isn't he sweet?
Jane: *scoffs* no he's just a dick-along (she's thinking he really belongs with her).
Fred: Nah, he's just Amy's dick-along.
Ally: Did you ever meet Jessie's new boyfriend?
Jane: Oh' you mean Kevin?
Ally: Yea isn't he sweet?
Jane: *scoffs* no he's just a dick-along (she's thinking he really belongs with her).
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