Elijah Bissonette

One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games

Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette

by turtlegaming February 6, 2017

Elijah

He gets friendzoned before asking a girl out

U didn’t even asked before u got friend zoned lol stupid Elijah

by Hshdjenne December 8, 2019

elijah

good at cuddling. has the best doggo ever named lachie. if you have him as your boyfriend you're extremely lucky. always smells good. v hot and looks like a fuckboy but definitely isnt ;) very easy to fall in love with but is a tough egg to crack at times. good eyes even tho he says they r ugly.

i love lachie more than elijah

by lachiethegroodle December 23, 2019

Elijah Phobia

the fear of Elijah Daniel(Lil phag)
twitters faggot

bro,i have The Elijah phobia

by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

Elijah

Cool guy with a massive hog

Ayo Elijah a cool guy with a massive hog!

by Zetnom January 28, 2020

Elijah

Small dick but sometimes cool BUts sucks dick for money Cause hes super poor

Elijah likes dick

by Elijah.e January 30, 2020

Elijah

Super sexy beast has nice hair and is always getting any girl he has a massive pp and knows how to please a girl usually a leader and a super cool guy to be around no matter what situation

Man Elijah has a massive pp

by Big daddy pp boi February 1, 2020