adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

Adult

A person who has almost legal access to all 18+ content.

You can't register on this site without age confirmation, it contains adult content!

by HookUpGeek January 4, 2019

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Pre adult

People who are not adults Especially teens and pre teens

Pre adults are Dare Devils

by 459395 April 5, 2022

Adult Conversation

A boring conversation.

I don’t want to listen to them! They’re having an adult conversation.

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Are women only adult females?

A YouTube video by Rationality Rules. If this is what's being taught to kids in schools... I don't see a problem with it. Very concise. Nicely outlines the social implications of how we conceive of gender.

Are women only adult females?

Hym "I donno. I guess I'll watch this video and find out..."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025