an ugly, fat kid with a muffintop who no one likes. if you meet him, you'll wish you never had. he smells like cat piss and thinks hes super attractive but in reality, hes scum. he's a player and a douche bag.
by you had it coming, muffin. July 05, 2011
Adam is a caring, loving, and all around adorable guy. He may seem like an asshole at first but trust me, he isn't that way. He is a handsome and smart guy who would never hurt anyone and he truly cares a lot about his family and would never let anyone talk bad about them.
Karen: "That Adam kinda cute"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"
by Dumbass idiot February 08, 2021
a shitty person with no self respect
a short ass-hole who needs to learn his place
no better yet die than save anyone.
A heartless jerk
a short ass-hole who needs to learn his place
no better yet die than save anyone.
A heartless jerk
by I.F.H.U.A January 29, 2020
hes the first person in the world to get laid. very very sexy man gets all the girls. great at football and loves sports.
by XxPussySlayer420xX September 28, 2017
Adam is one of the most genuine & compassionate people you will ever meet. He has eyes the color of amber and a smile like the sun and although he is human as far as we can tell, he spends a large percentage of his time doing good deeds and improving the lives of the people he meets. He is cherished by all who know him and loved fiercely by his immortal Phoenix consort who protects him from any that may try to harm him.
by RebornFromAshes April 19, 2019
A cute male who is kind of aggressive but will always be there for you. Adams' are usually very brotherly but it wouldn't be too weird to date him. They care about you but have a strange way of showing it sometimes. You might think they don't like you but they are actually just to scared to show that they love you. If you have a crush on an Adam chances are he likes you too so don't wait until he's taken to tell him.
Person 1: I really like that guy but I don't know how to say it...
Person 2: Is he an Adam?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Then just go for it! I'll bet he freakin likes you!
Person 2: Is he an Adam?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Then just go for it! I'll bet he freakin likes you!
by Helper.bud April 20, 2019
Adam is the defitinition of cock lover now go suck a dick moron who the fuck names their kid Adam he is a dick loving cock riding booty licking tooth eating cockthrusting moron
by Someheartlesskidinlove June 16, 2019