Adam

Adam is a caring, loving, and all around adorable guy. He may seem like an asshole at first but trust me, he isn't that way. He is a handsome and smart guy who would never hurt anyone and he truly cares a lot about his family and would never let anyone talk bad about them.

Karen: "That Adam kinda cute"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"

by Dumbass idiot February 7, 2021

Adam

This guy loves football, but cant even play it.

He is mean and insesitive, and doesn't understand the concept of no.

NEVER and I mean NEVER date him be is not a one woman man he will cheat, and lie.

Stop being an Adam

Were over (why?) you were acting like an adam

by Motherhu November 22, 2016

Adam

A fat nigga that doesnt want to take off his sweater

Adam is a cutie but he doesnt want to take off his sweater

by A3FF34 December 11, 2018

Adam

Adam is a funny and crazy person who is often blonde and plays a musical instrument such as drums. He is has a strong sense of humour and isn't afraid to do things to damage his reputation. He's a gentleman with the ladies complementing them all the time about their magnificent features and because of his hissing snake ready to bite!

Guy1: Hey who that with all the ladies?
Guy2: That's Adam he's the king of the bosses he's absolutely crazy and he has had sex over a billion times this week !

by Nightraider101 August 9, 2017

Adam

Good friend. Sometimes annoying but he's cool. He has clown hair.

If you shaved Adam's hair you could make a clown wig

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 17, 2018

Adam

Retarded

"Adam is retarded"

by Partytimejew October 4, 2018

Adam

Adam is one of the most genuine & compassionate people you will ever meet. He has eyes the color of amber and a smile like the sun and although he is human as far as we can tell, he spends a large percentage of his time doing good deeds and improving the lives of the people he meets. He is cherished by all who know him and loved fiercely by his immortal Phoenix consort who protects him from any that may try to harm him.

Have you heard the superhero story of the day about Adam?!

by RebornFromAshes April 19, 2019