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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024
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Failed abortion

by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020
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Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.
I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date
by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023
mugGet the Big Perm Abortionmug.

Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother
Parent plan did a zoo abortion
by 459395 April 22, 2023
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Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag
Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
mugGet the Texas abortionmug.

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
mugGet the extortion abortionmug.

Roane County Abortion

When you consume an eightball of methamphetamine and have intercourse with an impregnated female until she miscarries the unwanted fetus.
Man i can't afford no more kids guess im goin' have to get some go and give her a Roane County abortion!
by Frtt656y October 27, 2023
mugGet the Roane County Abortionmug.

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