emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Abortion

Synonym for murder

Abortion is murder to unborn babies!

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2022

abort an aberration

W hike doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/ retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into Frankenstein

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

relational abortion

To abortion one's spouse

He went to jail when he had a relational abortion

by 459395 June 29, 2023

Abortion hat

Condom

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass

by Formulaatld December 4, 2021

Reverse Abortion

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.

Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?

by anonymous January 24, 2022

grammatical abortion

When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.

Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*

by Fyr211 March 13, 2021