turkey face

The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.

Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.

by LakeForestWASP August 14, 2012

Turkey Snout

A long, wrinkly piece of skin that is connected to a vagina up in the clitoral region and hangs down at least an inch, two or three is better. This "snout" looks identical to the snout (or snood, for those who know a turkey's anatomy) that hangs off a turkey's beak.

If you ever come across a pussy with a turkey snout, make sure you suck it! She'll love it!

by captainjoe88 December 2, 2011

Turkey Trot

When you have the shits and trot like a turkey in search of a porcelain throne.

Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?

Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

Turkey Ass

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.

by concerned quaker October 19, 2009

turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

by Cazi October 27, 2005

Cold Turkey

The ultimate Minute to Win It challenge. The contestant has 60 seconds to ejaculate starting completely flaccid (cold turkey) and using no pornographic material whatsoever.

British Lady: Your million dollar challenge is...Cold Turkey
*Audience groans*
Contestant: In front of all them? On national television?
Guy Fiere: Let's hope you can finish strong!
British Lady: Your time begins...now.

by Levasaurus Rex February 27, 2011

turkey skin

crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.

oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.

by kmoney69 August 11, 2006