shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.

Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"

by tag0693 August 14, 2011

Sloppy Seconds

A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.

I'll have 4 Sloppy Seconds please" ... "The young man would like a Sloppy Second

by MVR123 October 14, 2010

Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

by H:moon April 4, 2015

sloppy seconds

Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.

My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.

by EatsHerClean November 10, 2007

2 seconds

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

by Pants69 February 19, 2007

Second Cornetto

The sign of the second cornetto, most commonly seen at rock concerts and made by extending the index and little fingers while the middle two fingers are bent down and held in place by the thumb.

After pulling off a tricky solo, Angus saluted the baying crowd with the sign of the second cornetto.

by perumbo February 19, 2010

Mississippi seconds

Sloppy seconds with incest.

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.

by KobishSmith August 22, 2014