A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
Get the jan martinmug. A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
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