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hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
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Drop a Hammer

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014
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lolly hammer

The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.
"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."

Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid
by bitchtitsMT December 28, 2013
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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
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soviet hammer

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019
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