smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

Smelly

When something gives off a bad odour

Woah it really seems smelly in here

by Shefail Prasad October 15, 2017

smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.

Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.

by UWOTM8? October 14, 2017

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

smelly lump nuggets

Nice turds coming out of horse holes

A: Wanna buy my smelly lump nuggets?
B: Sure!
A: Really?
C: JUST GIVE HIM THE GOSH DARN MONEY
B: Fine you smelly lump nugget
C: SAY THAT AGAIN!
B: NICE TURDS COMING OUT OF HOUSE HOLES!

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

smelly bloke

I guy who is no really that nice and is a meany

That guy over there is a pretty smelly bloke dont you think

by Kkkool bloke July 27, 2016

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018