nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.

Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.

by Shitslappss December 25, 2019

Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018

Noodle King

An asian guy who loves noodles so much, that he is called the Noodle King

Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”

Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King

by A Asian Guy November 24, 2018

cyborg noodle

Cyborg Noodle is a cyborgs of Gorillaz band member Noodle Cyborg Noodle is also really fucking hot

Cyborg noodle is so flipping cute

by Stupotstuff April 19, 2017

Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.

"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur

by Kiendra January 16, 2021

noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

Fladoodle Noodle

Relatively close to the Dirty Sanchez the Fladoodle Noodle is when you are getting fucked while eating any type of noodles.

There are no examples of Fladoodle Noodle seen so far

by MynameisDalton October 19, 2010