Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. by Wowbio October 12, 2023
Get the Heathermug. A beautiful girl who is kind and is the only example of a perfect human. Heather's typically have brown hair and brown eyes that are more beautiful than the sunset. She is typically nice to everyone but when you make her mad she will scratch you. When she is sad she will try to conceal it so you're not worrying about her because she wants you to have fun. She will do just about anything to make people happy.
Person 1: "man that girl Heather is really nice and kinda cute:
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
Person 2: "back off that's my girlfriend"
by Ms.pac man June 12, 2019
Get the Heathermug. As the tik tok trend a heather is someone who is seen as perfect and someone that people want to look like
My best friend is such a heather
by I live August 17, 2020
Get the Heathermug. friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
Get the heathermug. A loyal, kind, considerate girl. She has wavy/curly hair that she straightens, but doesn't need to. She's a black belt in karate and a girl Scout. You're probably one of her oldest friends.
by 7heroesmustanswertheCall October 29, 2019
Get the Heathermug.