Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

ghostly crown

The art of ejaculating on someone's head creating a sticky crown.

Why so sad?

My Boyfriend thought it would be funny to Ghostly Crown me last night.

by shank-me-as-you-lick-me December 16, 2013

Triple Crown

To successfully hookup with all three of your closest friends (for more than 5 minutes each) before your other friends. Related to Double Crown.

dudeeeee she just won triple crownnnnnn

by awkward_salmon December 2, 2017

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

crown and down

As in bar lingo: any promotion where they offer crown and down specials includes any cocktails that are not made with “top shelf” liquor.

Including Tito’s and _____. Crown and ____. Jack and ____. Captain and _____. and of course any “well” they may have.

It’s a drink level above “well” but below top shelf. Top shelf meaning anything above Crown: Blanton’s, Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Azul, Grey Goose.. etc.

i’ll have the crown and down special: Tito’s and soda. Don’t need the Goose and red bull. no bottle service tonight..

by WHTFSU February 10, 2023

Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018

Triple Crown

A set of three races, the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes.

American Pharoah won the 2015 Triple Crown and Breeder's Cup, therefore he became the first Grand Slam horse ever.

by Arablover2003 November 16, 2016