Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benjamin Clawhauser

His chubby face will get your day going with a sprinkle of Speed and Sass. Dating Newel F who is a big fan of his toes

"I am going to hangout with Benjamin Clawhauser for the weekend!"

by DB409 May 12, 2022

Benjamin

Types of people that are misogynistic and go for looks in relationships

Racial slur towards Asian men

royce: men go to war and women belong in the kitchen

grace: stop being such a benjamin..

by xiong.editor October 15, 2025

Purple Benjamins

$100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.

Ya, john has money, but it's all purple benjamins.

by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022