windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.

Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!

by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

windy tornado

when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.

trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

fart in a windstorm

When someone is so busy and can't keep still.

She could not sit in her seat in class, she was a fart in a windstorm!

by macput1 June 10, 2016

Windsor Wind Tunnel

When a man farts into a girl's butt causing the "wind" to travel through her insides and out her mouth in the form of a disgustingly stinky burp. Her mouth then smells like a fat, hairy guy's ass for 2-6 hours depending upon her penchant for hygiene.

This is often done in Windsor (Canadian city right outside of Detroit, MI) as everything in Canada is ass backwards and dirty...

I don't know whether this girl I met ate a pig's ass for breakfast or she ran to the bathroom and got a WINDSOR WIND TUNNEL from some dude...Her breath is nasty!

by Bentiss December 31, 2008

windyshitter

A person who is define by the persuasive skills shown toward younger men. Windyshitters tend to accompany same gender siblings with oral sex. Many people will define this as taboo but for a windyshitter this is as normal a drinking a cup or water.

I am windyshitter

by Windyshitter March 2, 2021

WindysWackAlt

A springtrap simp who makes content for a godamn living why is she even one anyway

she must be a loser lmao

have you seen Windyswackalts shit? its crazy

shes a springtrap simp

by LPSSOMEWHAT July 13, 2022