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Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period
my wife today went fig the wig mode
by randomreddituser January 1, 2023
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Nig-a-wig

A jerry curled hair piece worn by a young Caucasian male growing up in an economically depressed area where the predominantly black population would beat him tirelessly.
Did you seeing Timmy get his ass beat by Jamal and Tre’von? They thumped him so hard his nig-a-wig went flying.
by Decourcey September 28, 2023
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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Wig Wag

Can I take a hit off your Wig Wag?
by Alexjemal June 4, 2022
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wig disintegrated

Expression used when you are so surprised that you want to snatch your wig and destroy it.
Drag queen: *suddenly dips*

Someone watching: “wig disintegrated!”
by Barbz4Ever September 1, 2021
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Wig City

by Everybody Laughs August 14, 2011
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Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.
She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.
by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025
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