snoaking wet

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.

Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!

by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.

Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.

by Grand Wizard Alex October 4, 2020

wet orange

An orange color that is darkened in a sense that it looks “wet”.

Joel’s hair is kinna a “wet orange”.

by Trbot18 April 21, 2018

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023