My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 15, 2019
Get the illegitimate weiner cousinmug. A sexual game where a guy chases a girl around with a huge bonner out of his pants saying over and over, " big I'm weiner. Big ol'weiner".
by leonardo draculay July 10, 2021
Get the Big ol' weinermug. by idwer May 27, 2018
Get the Beaner With A Small Weinermug. When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
by Jacob Price February 7, 2018
Get the Rapid Weiner Wackingmug. by Chris February 20, 2005
Get the Toucher De Weinermug. the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".
Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"
Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
by lingling1992 December 3, 2013
Get the weiner in the dark lookmug. One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.
by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003
Get the Weiner Intervener (W.I.)mug.