A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.
I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!
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The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
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We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
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by Rob April 11, 2005
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Cartoon character from 2000's Star of the show My life as a Teenage robot. In an alternate universe she was creampied by rock aliens. They rocked her cunt.
by Lpa.yt January 11, 2021
Get the jenny wakeman mug.Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.
J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
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Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)
Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)
Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..
by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008
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