cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

Throw a Wig

Person gets so mad they will pull their wig or toupee and throw it at you or wherever.

Dude, your mom is gonna throw a wig when she sees your grades.

by DewDad55 February 06, 2021

Throw a Wig

Person gets so mad they will pull their wig or toupee and throw it at you or wherever.

Dude, your mom is gonna throw a wig when she sees your grades.

by DewDad55 February 06, 2021

wig wom

Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.

That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.

by Tyson dickle March 11, 2024

Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

by AnitaDan November 04, 2018

Fresh wig?

The act of having a new hair doo or the maintenice of a pre- existing hair style.

(Girl walks in the room)

Boy: Fresh wig?

Girl: Yea you know I had to get my hair done.

by gflu July 31, 2009

Wig

Short for Wigger meaning white person acting like a nigger

Hey look at that wig

by Gyp December 09, 2021