by Fallatio Constantine October 10, 2007
Get the flog the whalemug. 1. Annoying bitches who have pissed you off and are also fat. Usually permanently annoying and makes you want to impale every single fat person with a rusty spear.
2. The girl you walk by in the hallway at school is always like WAHHAHAHA OR HEY (FRIEND), WHHATTTSS UPP?? in that fucking annoying only-whale tone you can't quite put your finger on without going insane.
3. Sure they have friends, usually those annoying blonde and skinny bitches who are so fucking annoying as well. They usually like to dry dock themselves on the couch and eat continuously.
4. They never EVER eat in front of their boyfriend if they manage to get one for one sad reason, God Bless the boy who was lured in by a sick sense of low self-esteem and/or loneliness. The fat whale usually likes to laugh like BAHAHAHAHA because well....you'd do that if you were fat too...right?
5. Thinks she is popular on myspace with all those friends...but...is really not. Who's gonna say no to a friend invite if you know/have heard of/seen them in school or work?
6. Loves cake and little cute things like bows and hello kitty shit. Honestly...that stuff makes whales look fatter....it just does okay?
7. Hated by MANY. Period.
2. The girl you walk by in the hallway at school is always like WAHHAHAHA OR HEY (FRIEND), WHHATTTSS UPP?? in that fucking annoying only-whale tone you can't quite put your finger on without going insane.
3. Sure they have friends, usually those annoying blonde and skinny bitches who are so fucking annoying as well. They usually like to dry dock themselves on the couch and eat continuously.
4. They never EVER eat in front of their boyfriend if they manage to get one for one sad reason, God Bless the boy who was lured in by a sick sense of low self-esteem and/or loneliness. The fat whale usually likes to laugh like BAHAHAHAHA because well....you'd do that if you were fat too...right?
5. Thinks she is popular on myspace with all those friends...but...is really not. Who's gonna say no to a friend invite if you know/have heard of/seen them in school or work?
6. Loves cake and little cute things like bows and hello kitty shit. Honestly...that stuff makes whales look fatter....it just does okay?
7. Hated by MANY. Period.
Josh: Hey man did you see that fucked up annoying whale over there?
Jake: Yeah I know her, thats Katie the whale. Shes so fucking annoying with her fucked up laughs and her annoying little friend greetings and pathetic fucking dumbass gestures.....it's hilarious...and the best part is.... SHES HUGE!!!
Both: Hahahahahaha.......!
Jake: Yeah I know her, thats Katie the whale. Shes so fucking annoying with her fucked up laughs and her annoying little friend greetings and pathetic fucking dumbass gestures.....it's hilarious...and the best part is.... SHES HUGE!!!
Both: Hahahahahaha.......!
by The number twe1ve March 27, 2008
Get the annoying whalemug. A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.
by Poison333 May 1, 2005
Get the Whale Milkmug. 'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
by Benjy-x June 28, 2009
Get the Fail Whalemug. When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006
Get the beached whalemug. by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009
Get the Beached Whalemug. An extreamly large winged mamal which generaly resembles a whale but with enourmus eagle like wings.
by connor Jers July 20, 2008
Get the Whale-birdmug.