sex weasel

1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.
Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.
by Captain sex weasel November 18, 2013
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cheese weasel

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.
She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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tit-weasel

A cuss, exclamatory in content, used to express annoyance.
Oh tit-weasels and strife!
by Ed, and Ian May 24, 2005
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Fuck Weasel

A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.
Get that fuck weasel out of my bed will ya!
by Colemanio23 April 08, 2008
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Grot Weasel

1) Character of ill repute

2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)

3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"

2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"

3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
by Earl of Grot February 01, 2008
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Weasel Boy

Term used to describe a chicken shit supervisor who throws his weight around but weasels out of challenging projects, tasks, jobs, or decisions.

Usually describes someone who is skinny and of small stature.

When it came time to evict the drunk, Weasel Boy dissappeared cause he had a bullshit call to go ot.

Weasel Boy fucked up on the project, and he blamed ourt whole group for his failure.
by Sunny Delight December 18, 2007
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taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.
by harry paratestis January 21, 2006
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