Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish

Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''

by Dudehour November 16, 2011

Vicki

Probably one of the shortest people you know! Vicki is known for being blind and for being infatuated with blackpink Lisa and Rosé. Her Bts bias is Namjoon and Jhope but she hates every other member:( She loves the 2 hyungs (p.s she has multiple posters of them in her room.)
Her favourite thing to smell is pollen , She says it makes her eyes feel good.
Vicki is kinda like a snake she always sheds her skin and becomes extremely smooth after.

oh my gosh is that Vicki.... Run! shit she is slithering like a snake... agghhhhh

by ihatesnakeuuuuuu June 25, 2018

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006

viki gungor

everyones favorite sex move.
it's highly complex, but very addicting.
you'll dream about it when you're not doing it.

oh baby, i'd love to viki gungor.

by katiegersitz! January 22, 2009

vindictive

exacting revenge by really really putting it to someone by means of praying for them or killing them through excessive generosity and/or kindness.

You vindictive woman, no wonder he manipulated you.

by Vin Nguyen March 28, 2017

Vickies

an offensive hand gesture also known as the "two-finger salute".
It is performed by flicking the V sign using the two first fingers towards the victim whilst the palm faces the person giving the sign.

The sign can mean "fuck off" "fuck you" or "up yours!"

Guy 1: haha, i saw the state of you trying to fight Jamesy the other day!

Guy2: *sends vickies* Fuck you, mate!

by Mango-Head August 17, 2009

viking metal

agressive destructive aimed metal

Us vikings are going to take over you gothic fuckwits

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003