vaginal bone

"You just kicked me in the vaginal bone."

"Let me touch your vaginal bone baby."

"OMG I JUST CRACKED MY VAGINAL BONE!"
by i love bj April 10, 2010
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Vaginal subwoofer

A speaker specially designed to capture the sound of the vaginal tuba. Extremely common in Africa and other low income countries for reasons unknown.
My vaginal subwoofer was so loud last night that it woke the neighbors.
by Nick Shitcock May 23, 2010
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vaginal funk

pussy pussy pussy PUSSY!

The scent of PUSSY.
Quality pussy = roses
BAD pussy = fish, rancid ass sweat, 3 month old low fat milk
by Tasha January 14, 2004
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Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot
Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”
by Turtle-C October 18, 2019
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deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.
Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.
by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020
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vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY
how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder
by yassification girlboss May 07, 2022
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