Ur Mom

The biggest comeback in human history.

"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"

by MrCoolMan1414 May 5, 2023

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt

“yah bro i fuck ur mom daily”

by stupidslut420 March 8, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a term that is as a joke. They aren't actually trying to a fend your mom so don't let it get to you, it's all in good fun.

Guy#1: What do you call a female camel?
Guy#2: Ur mom!

by Thor,thestrongestavenger March 9, 2022

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020