A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009
Get the Twitter Tooter mug.the time when people actually found out what twitter was and it got a plenty amount of people that litter the trending topics
How i hate twitter since the twitter boom all the trending topics have the jonas brothers atleast once a week
by katana_xi February 22, 2010
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Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
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by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011
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Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013
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