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Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
by Thump45a November 27, 2016
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Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.
Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.
by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011
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Twitter socialist

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
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Twitter Fame

When you have at least 150,000 followers and you stop following people at 320

150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity

ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
When you go to the mall and people say hey i seen you on twitter omg your total "Twitter Fame"

You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
by fameresearcher August 20, 2013
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Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
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yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.
“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.
by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016
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Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.
"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
by LeBademeister November 15, 2022
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