tuna slide

When a guy slides his shaft up and down on dat puss without penetrating said puss

Not tonight babe it hurts, let's just do the tuna slide

by Assram July 29, 2015

Ahí Tuna

Someone so moist they have to scuba

Dude that guy should by a snorkel because he’s so Ahí Tuna

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! January 9, 2020

Tuna Captain

A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.

Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."

by MoscowRant February 14, 2012

tuna mongoose

A shishtar that has many a nickname such as
tina minjew
tinka mongalinka
tuna moongalieese
tanana moonjuice
tana tana tana is rich and your not
also has a secret second twitter account that this group chat called quacking dicks calls "tana 2" and this tana 2 also knows that dale is gay
and we all know it

tana: "whoever can guess whats on this case gets a free phone case" **carrie guesses correctly** **bitch tuna mongoose ignores her comment and still owes her one**

by tinka mongolia June 1, 2018

Couch tuna

Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.

Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?

by XFUZZ May 28, 2021

Chicago tuna

The act of shoving a dead fish up a prostitutes vagina.

I picked this girl up and she asked me to give her a Chicago Tuna.

by Wolf303 May 8, 2022

Snooze in the Tuna

When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.

Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 11, 2019